by Eight Thirty Seven

Hey did you guys hear about DraftKings? It’s this really cool site where you can win all sorts of money just by putting down a couple of dollars a week on NFL games. They’re guaranteed to pay out over a billion dollars in winnings this NFL season, even though four years ago they didn’t even exist. You may not have seen the ads, but Draft Kings can make you the King of your own fantasy league but you’ve probably heard that already. Oh, you haven’t heard? Then you must be on Fan Duel. Fan Duel has these new one week fantasy leagues where people in these commercials who totally aren’t actors are winning anywhere from three hundred to two million dollars by not picking Jameis Winston or Drew Brees. They are guaranteed to pay out twobillion dollars in winnings this NFL season. This is all harmless fun, and I’m…