by Eight Thirty Seven with assistance from Jason from Indiana

A majority of the game that take place in week nine of the 2015 NFL season fall on November 8th, which also happens to be my birthday. I’ve probably mentioned this a billion times on this website, but I’m not a huge fan of birthdays in any form. I’ve actually gone into my options on Facebook and specifically removed the option that allows for people to be alerted my spirit journey formation anniversary. The reason that I did so speaks volumes about how little I care about it, but I had to come up with a theme for this intro and this was all I could drum up. So sue me, it’s a free product.

Simply put, the NFL is filled with teams that have been leaving the fucking cake out in the rain at various points throughout the season…