What your view of sports and life would be if you had too many concussions
It’s no secret we love a challenge here at Dubsism. This is likely the only place you know that not only does a Champions League Challenge, but tells you how to win it since we know many of our American friends don’t follow European football. The bottom line is we are all about inclusion.
We also know the NFL season starts in three days, and that means almost everybody out there has some sort of action riding on it. However, one thing we know about our readers is that a large number of Dubsists are friendless weirdos or are currently incarcerated. That’s when we realized that many of our readers may not have access to such action. Sure, you can join one of those pathetic public leagues on a place like Yahoo, but what fun is it talking shit to complete strangers?
That’s why regular Dubsism contributor JFI thought it might not be a bad idea to open up our NFL Pick ‘Em Challenge and Survivor League. This was originally setup as an internal competition, but then we realized that if bloggers are obnoxious windbags, and blog readers are social outcasts, why not combine the two? It was just like the moment when chocolate met peanut butter, and now is your chance to gorge on the misery that is bloggers failing horribly at shit they think they know something about (see the J-Dub Gambling Challenge for a prime example...) Oh, and while we are speaking of food, you can always check out the Dubsism page on Pinterest, where we offer a wide range of sports-fan-friendly recipes. Are we your fucking full service sports blog or what?
Joining is easy. You can simply follow the link for the Champions League Challenge, or if you prefer your football American-style and you want in on our NFL Pick ‘Em Challenge or Survivor League, you can either follow JFI on Twitter @jbhickle and message him for joining instructions or you can email JFI at firstname.lastname@example.org . Either way, you’ll need a working email address.
Join today, and maybe you might might meet a new class of friendless weirdos. You might as well, because in the immortal words of John Blutarsky, “It don’t cost nothin’.”
…And it wasn’t over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.