What your view of sports and life would be if you had too many concussions
If you’re of age sufficient enough to have been buying pizza in the 90’s, you remember the Pizza Hut “Four Bucks” campaign. That matters now because after 11 weeks of up and down action, the net profit of the J-Dub Gambling Challenge is worth exactly one pizza from days gone by. That’s right…Since September, and over nearly 100 bets, I’ve gained exactly four bucks.
In other words, I’m proving that one can be profitable and still starve…unless you have a DeLorean with a flux capacitor, then we can go get a pizza in 1991.
DISCLAIMER: Because gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir… and when it comes to gambling, I slice like Jack the Ripper working the deli counter on crystal meth. That’s why this in no way, shape or form is a gambling advice column, and all “bets” are mythical in nature. In other words, don’t come crying to me when you lose your house payment betting real money like I’m “betting” Monopoly money.
*No Dubsism College Football Heavyweight Champ bet this week as Alabama has a non-title bout against Chattanooga.
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I was just about to ask you if I could borrow four dollars.
What’s the matter? They cut you out of the tip jar again?
They know better than that.