What your view of sports and life would be if you had too many concussions
This is it…the last Saturday of the college football regular season. Not only that, but as I’ve mentioned on more than one occasion, so far this has been the worst season in the history of the J-Dub Gambling Challenge. That’s why this week, I’m betting it all; with the exception of twenty bucks so I can buy a cheap bottle of bourbon for potential sorrow-drowning purposes, every hard-working American dollar remaining in the bankroll…all $3, 293 of them…are riding on this weekend’s action.
Last week saw the bank start a healthy recovery by netting $715, but now we are at the end of the fourth quarter and getting back above water means the prototypical “Hail Mary” sort of betting.
Having said that, let’s get ready to gamble…
DISCLAIMER: Because gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir… and when it comes to gambling, I slice like Jack the Ripper working the deli coumter on crystal meth. That’s why this in no way, shape or form is a gambling advice column, and all “bets” are mythical in nature. In other words, don’t come crying to me when you lose your house payment betting real money like I’m “betting” Monopoly money.
The Dubsism College Football Heavyweight Champ Bet:
Miami (FL) (-13.5) at Pittsburgh O/U 51.5
$100 Miami (FL), $100 Over
J-Dub’s Payday of the Week:
Missouri (-7.5) at Arkansas O/U 71
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