What your view of sports and life would be if you had too many concussions
Last week, we here at Dubsism hired a psychic to conduct seances to reach into the afterlife to talk to two legendary game show hosts. First, we asked “The Match Game’s ” Gene Rayburn to give us ten of his famous “fill-in-the-blank” style questions which would be of particular interest to those of us who might enjoy wagering on college football.
In a right and just world, where’s there’s questions, there should be answers. it would be the stretchiest of stretches to say the blogosphere is anything even remotely resembling “right and just,” especially in a piece clearly aimed at my fellow degenerate gamblers. Nefarious nature aside, don’t let it be said I’m not going to share the answer you sent to those aforementioned questions.
With that, this is where I’ll turn it over to Mr. Dawson…
#1) If I had to bet on a winner for the Heisman Trophy today, my money would be on ___________.
#2) The word a gambler would most likely use to describe Notre Dame is ___________.
#3) The best team in the B1G Ten not called Ohio State is ________.
#4) As of right now, the “Power Five” conference most deserving of having it’s champion left out of the play-off is the __________.
#5) The best team in the SEC East not called Georgia is ________.
#6) The “traditional power” program which has had the biggest drop-off is __________.
#7) The team which will make the college football play-off which nobody is talking about now is ________.
#8 ) The “non-Power Five” team which will be playing on New’s Day is ________.
#9) The best team in the SEC West not named Alabama is _________.
#10) The team that screws me the most when it comes to gambling is _________.
Now that we’ve had our classic game-show fun, let’s get back to why we’re all here. In other words. let’s get ready to gamble…
LEGAL DISCLAIMER (mandated by our very own Small Town Pizza Lawyer):
Thanks to the Supreme Court, gambling is no longer illegal at Bushwood, sir. However, the Supreme Court can’t really help me unless one of them is willing to keep Mrs. J-Dub from braining me with a cast-iron skillet if she found out how many dimes I’m dropping on college football. That means that as far as she knows, all wagers are mythical in nature and this is in no way, shape, or form a gambling advice column. In other words, if you lose your own “real” money, that’s nobody’s fault but yours, so don’t yell at me when we meet at the plasma center on Monday.
The Dubsism College Football Heavyweight Champ Bet:
Ohio State (-14) at Purdue O/U 66
$50 Ohio State, $100 Over
J-Dub’s Payday of the Week:
Mississippi State at Louisiana State (-6.5) O/U 44.5
$500 Louisiana State
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On a side and totally unrelated note, which is quite often how I reply to these posts, the local Hard Rock Casino, which is only about seven miles from SportsChump Manor, is expanding… and I mean expanding.
They’re building a whole other hotel/casino far larger than the one that already exists. There’s no telling whether they’ll name a wing after me after all the money I’ve dumped in there but here’s hoping they will eventually have a sports book.
Fingers, sir, are crossed.
Let me know So I can be there for the ribbon-cutting…
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