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Sports Analogies Hidden In Classic Movies – Volume 39: “What Ever Happened To Baby Jane?”

  • Today’s Movie: What Ever Happened To Baby Jane?
  • Year of Release: 1962
  • Stars: Bette Davis, Joan Crawford, Victor Buono
  • Director: Robert Aldrich

This movie is not on my list of essential films.

NOTE: This installment of Sports Analogies Hidden In Classic Movies is being done as part of something called the Joan Crawford – Queen of the Silver Screen Blog-A-Thon; an event being hosted by two outstanding classic film blogs Pale Writer and Poppity Talks Classic Film. Their blogs are so good they make me keep up my “Don Quixote”-type quest dreaming the impossible dream…maybe  someday I might be a film blogger of their quality.  You can debate amongst yourselves the likelihood of that actually happening; they’ve already given me the gift of welcoming my nonsense in the events they host.

Here’s where you can see all the contributors to this blog-a-thon:

The Story:

The story starts in 1917 with “Baby Jane” Hudson (played by Bette Davis) as a huge child star in Vaudeville.  While Baby Jane is basking in the limelight, her sister Blanche Hudson (played by Joan Crawford) personifies “overshadowed.”  However, as time passes, the roles are reversed.  Blanche becomes such a major star she gets creative input in her films and studio execs humor her by giving her “washed-up ” sister screen tests.

There’s an accident which costs Blanche the use of her legs. Blanche ends up living in a Hollywood house purchased with her movie earnings; her sister Baby Jane is effectively her live-in caregiver splitting duties with hired domestic Elvira Stitt (played by Maidie Norman).  As the house is not handicap-accessible, Blanche’s being wheel-chair bound makes her dependent on Baby Jane.

This is a problem since Baby Jane has become mentally unstable; a condition she is self-medicating with copious amounts of scotch and gin. Coupled with her resentment of Blanche for her success, the de-evolution of their relationship from sisters to inmate and jailer becomes inevitable.  The stakes escalate when Blanche informs Baby Jane she intends to sell the house.  Paranoid but not wrong, Baby Jane suspects Blanche will commit her to an asylum once the house is sold.  Baby Jane’s treatment of Blanche becomes increasingly sadistic and isolationist.

Concomitantly, Baby Jane descends further into madness.

This descent is fueled by her own delusion…oh, and her alcoholism isn’t helping.  Despite the fact Baby Jane is deep into her middle-aged years, she’s hanging on to the “Baby Jane” persona with “butter-knife” levels of make-up and child-like ribbons in her hair.   As part of her detachment from reality, Baby Jane is determined to re-capture her childhood stardom.

To that end, she places a newspaper advertisement for a pianist to accompany her vocal act. Her ad is answered by Edwin Flagg (played by Victor Buono) an eccentric, pudgy, and broke loner living with his mother.  During his audition at the Hudson’s home, Edwin simultaneously cringes at her off-key squawking; but because he needs the money, he also insincerely flatters Jane and encourages her to revive her act.

This starts a series of events leading to the inevitable point where everything spirals out of control.  After the audition, Baby Jane drives Edwin home, during which time Blanche escapes from her room and discovers Baby Jane has been forging her signature on checks to buy costumes for her act…and more importantly to give Baby Jane access  to Blanche’s money in the event of her death. With a now turbo-charged level of desperation, Blanche crawls down the stairs to make a call for help, but Baby Jane catches her and savagely beats Blanche.

The next day, Elvira comes to the house and is summarily fired by Baby Jane.  Suspicious of the circumstances, Elvira waits until Baby Jane leaves the house and enters.  Elvira discovers Blanche is locked in her room, and when Baby Jane returns, she is confronted by Elvira, who threatens to call the police.  When Elvira discovers Blanche bound and gagged, dehydrated, and near starvation. Baby Jane murders Elvira.

After a few days, the police call Baby Jane informing her that Elvira has been reported missing.  Naturally, Baby Jane panics and prepares to flee with Blanche.  But before they can leave, Edwin shows up at the house uninvited and drunk. After he discovers Blanche in the same condition as did Elvira, Edwin flees and calls the police.

Baby Jane gets Blanche out of the house before the police arrive.  Baby Jane takes them to the beach, where she completely reverts to her childhood persona.  While Baby Jane sinks deeper into madness, Blanche looks obviously near death. Two motorcycle cops the find Hudson’s car at the beach and immediately connect it to Elvira’s murder. This leads to the inevitable discovery of Baby Jane and Blanche on the beach, where Baby Jane is dancing before a crowd of horrified beach-goers believing she is once again “performing” for her adoring fans, while Blanche lies motionless on the sand.

The Hidden Sports Analogy:

The story of Baby Jane Hudson starts in 1917 Vaudeville. The story of Brett Favre starts in 1991. Despite that nearly three-quarter of a century difference, both those stories share an ending; they are both about not knowing when it’s over. The analogy starts with the studio executives screening a performance by a now middle-aged Jane and being thoroughly disgusted by it.  In their subsequent discussion, it becomes clear Jane is being “entertained” as a favor to her sister Blanche, who is major star at this point.  This charade gives Jane the illusion she is on the verge of a major comeback, which is anything but true.

SPOILER ALERT: Be advised that as I much as I try to avoid spoilers, it is nearly impossible for me to do so in this case.  I really can’t show the hidden sports analogy here without revealing something that isn’t immediately apparent to the first-time viewer of this film.

When you watch “Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?” you don’t need John Madden’s “tele-strator” drawing you the picture that Baby Jane spends her whole life hanging on to days gone by.  It is also clear from early on she’s completely out of her mind.  What isn’t immediately apparent is Blanche isn’t playing with a full deck either. You don’t know that at first; in fact the first-time viewer will spent a lot of this movie feeling sorry for Blanche.  Then comes the discovery that she’s as self-destructive as Baby Jane; she just does it in giant strokes rather than a bottle of scotch and a roasted parakeet at a time.

That’s because at the end of the movie, Blanche confesses she’s is in the wheelchair because she shattered her spine when her car struck the iron gates outside their mansion when she attempted to run over Baby Jane because she had been mocking her.  Then it comes out that all along, Blanche has led Baby Jane to believe the “accident” was all Jane’s fault, thus allowing Blanche to lay the guilt trip on her effectively shackling Jane as a full-time caregiver.  You can only imagine what happens at that point.

Any way you slice it, this is a tale of delusion and desperation colliding at high speed. Almost a decade ago, this very blog was borne of just such a discussion. August 18th, 2009 was the day the “Baby Jane” level delusion of Brett Favre’s recapturing past glory ran headlong into the desperation of Minnesota Viking fans to win a Super Bowl.  Pointing out this was going to end badly for everybody involved meant it took no time at all for me to become Public Enemy #1 in the Land of 10,000 Lakes.  Clicking on “Brett Favre” in this blog’s tag cloud will yield an avalanche of articles, including the brutally honest call to reality for Viking fans after their loss in the 2009 NFC championship game.

In other words, I was in the role of “Elvira,” despite her relative powerlessness to stop the insanity, she still gave it an effort and in return caught a hammer in the brain. Brett Favre is a tailor-made “Baby Jane” as he’s another person who just couldn’t come to terms with the fact their starring days were over. But, it is the self-inflicted misery of “Blanche” which not only embodies the futility of being a Viking fan, it also demonstrates how much they deserve it.  Here’s why:

They both enjoy success which comes with a tragic ending.

There is only one other team which has lost as many Super Bowls as the Minnesota Vikings without having won one.  There is no other team which has lost more NFC Championship games than the Vikes. That’s a lot being good enough to get there, but not having the goods to seal the deal. All tolled, that’s nearly 15 times the Vikings have been a bridesmaid without getting a ring.

They are both completely delusional about reality.

Imagine what was going through Blanche’s mind while she’s tied up in that bedroom watching Baby Jane completely go off the deep end; losing any semblance of control over the monster she’s created. This has to be how Viking fans felt in the 2009 NFC Championship game when “Baby Jane” Favre bitch-slapped the Vikings’ Super Bowl hopes by throwing three interceptions, including the one at the end of the 4th quarter which really ripped the guts out of Minnesota. Yet, after the Viking lost because of Favre’s continual bad decision making (and two Adrian Peterson fumbles), Vikes fans to this day will cry about how the Saints “played dirty.”

They both love to play the “sympathy” card even though they usually incite what happens to them.

First and foremost, Vikings fans begged the wrath of the gatekeepers for football karma when they spent a decade-and-a-half equating “Baby Jane” Favre with Hitler, Osama bin Laden, and the second “Darrin” from “Bewitched,” then instantly made transmogrified him into Mother Teresa and the guy who invented that spray cheese in a can (Minnesotans love that shit).  The very genesis of this blog was all about the day Favre came to the Vikings.

The day after, Viking fans had already planned the victory parade down Hennepin Avenue, despite my “Emperor is naked” cautionary tales. Nobody in the land of the purple wanted to hear…let alone accept…the fact that Favre was 40 years old, had a surgically rebuilt throwing arm, and was at least a decade past his Super Bowl and league MVP winning days. Nothing else mattered, the delusion continued right up until the end when like Blanche, Favre lie motionless on the ground.

The Moral of The Story:

Hope is not a strategy; but the only thing worse than having no hope is false hope.

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17 comments on “Sports Analogies Hidden In Classic Movies – Volume 39: “What Ever Happened To Baby Jane?”

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  2. Erica D.
    May 10, 2019

    I absolutely loved reading this! Can I add that you are a much better writer than you claim yourself to be? 😀
    It’s been a long time since I’ve seen an American football match though at one time I kind of followed the game because I went to a Big Ten University. As for Brett Favre, I’m afraid that most I know of him is his cameo in ‘There’s Something About Mary’ as well as his unfortunate leaked photos. Nonetheless, I was aware of his curious longevity in the sport and odd fascination of never throwing in the towel à la Jay Leno.
    ‘Baby Jane’ is the perfect film for your unique and ingenious reviewing style. I must admit that it’s hardly amongst my favourite works of either Joan or Bette because it’s quite a strange picture. I love how you were able to get into the minds of both Baby Jane and Blanche, trying to understand their rationale (or lack thereof) and pinpointing that they both had major issues.
    Thank you so much for joining our blogathon! 🙂


    • J-Dub
      May 10, 2019

      First, thanks for the kind words…I really do appreciate them!
      Second, which Big Ten university did you attend? I have a post-grad certificate from Penn State and my wife has a B.A. in English Lit from Purdue…and that’s why I now live in the heart of Purdue Boilermaker country.
      Third, as far as this film itself is concerned, I was with you at first thinking it was “strange,” but it grew on me the more I watched it. I also introduced this movie to my wife after she got into the FX mini-series “Feud: Bette and Joan” which centers on the making of “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane/”

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      • Erica D.
        May 11, 2019

        You are so welcome, fellow Nittany Lion! 🤗 I have an AA and BA from Penn State, attending two branch campuses and then main campus in University Park. World Campus helped me finish my BA from overseas.
        How do you like living in Boilermaker country? 😋

        I have heard a lot about the FX mini-series but have not seen anything related to it. 🙂


      • J-Dub
        May 11, 2019

        Moving to a smaller town was a nice change after having lived in larger cities (Los Angeles, Minneapolis, and London). Whenever I need a “city” fix, Chicago is only two hours away.

        I would certainly recommend the mini-series. Eight episodes makes it perfect for a “day binge,” and it has an amazing cast.


  3. Paddy Lee
    May 10, 2019

    Holy cats! I’m crazy about this comparison. The lies we tell ourselves are the only truths we want to know. Playoff season brings a lot of agony to a lot of fans, and they can only blame themselves.
    Joan and Bette are great to watch in this movie. Horror is most often tragedy.

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  5. Silver Screenings
    May 11, 2019

    Nicely done! Great review of the movie, and I loved the comparison to Favre’s career. (When Favre came out of retirement, even I – the non-sports person – heard about it. I said to my husband, “Didn’t he retire?” My husband shook his head and said, “It won’t last.”)

    This film is often dismissed as “camp”, and while it does skew that way, it’s also an engrossing story with good performances. You’ve made me want to see it again!


  6. Silver Screen Classics
    May 13, 2019

    What a film! And a a great review that does the legacy of the film justice. Some powerhouse performances from two great ladies of the silver screen!


  7. Margot Shelby
    May 13, 2019

    Great review with a unique angle, even if I don’t know much about football. I love your last sentence and will steal it at some time, if I may.


    • J-Dub
      May 13, 2019

      I’m not sure it’s really stealing if you ask, but feel free! 🙂


  8. Carol
    May 15, 2019

    Oh, this is really interesting and unusual!


  9. Eric Binford
    May 19, 2019

    HA! HA! HA! You pulled it off … again … as usual, the analogies are fun and clever!


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  11. palewriter2
    June 6, 2019

    This is such an interesting perspective, Dub. I really like how you broke down the dynamics of the film in such an unexpected way.


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