Trash-Talking the 2023 NCAA Tournament “Sweet Sixteen”
Is your team still alive in the NCAA Tournament? Well, they suck and you’re a dope for picking them. Here’s why…… Read More Trash-Talking the 2023 NCAA Tournament “Sweet Sixteen”
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Trash-Talking the 2022 NCAA Tournament “Sweet Sixteen”
The University of North Dakota is one of the great college hockey schools ever, As an alum, I can tell you the whole state gets something right come March Madness!… Read More Trash-Talking the 2022 NCAA Tournament “Sweet Sixteen”
Trash-Talking the 2021 NCAA Tournament “Sweet Sixteen”
In England, a YouTuber was sent to jail for humor deemed to be “grossly offensive.” I guess “Dubsism UK” isn’t happening anytime soon. Rated “R” for “read at your own risk.”… Read More Trash-Talking the 2021 NCAA Tournament “Sweet Sixteen”
A Defense of Bret Bielema
Did Arkansas fire their coach to hide some larger problems in Fayetteville?… Read More A Defense of Bret Bielema
Sports Doppelgangers, Volume 89: “Sausage-Fed Godzilla” Meets a Cartoon
Bret Bielema and old, bald Butthead. Who doesn’t love alliteration?… Read More Sports Doppelgangers, Volume 89: “Sausage-Fed Godzilla” Meets a Cartoon
The 2012 Dubsy Awards
Every January since this blog was created, we here at Dubsism have given an award for achievements during the previous year in some under-recognized categories in the world of sports. In prior years, the nominations for the awards were done exclusively by an internal committee. This was the first year we allowed nominations from the… Read More The 2012 Dubsy Awards
Arkansas Logic – The Kind That Says Somehow John L. Smith Is Better Than Bobby Petrino
Maybe because he hasn’t been caught with a mistress half his age whom he put on the university payroll? Well, not yet, anyway. Yeah, you read the headline correctly. The University of Arkansas, in a continuing quest to succeed in football despite itself hired John L. Smith, former Michigan State mediocrity-meister to replace the disgraced… Read More Arkansas Logic – The Kind That Says Somehow John L. Smith Is Better Than Bobby Petrino
Stuff That Grinds My Gears: What’s Been Pissing Me Off Lately
Over the past few weeks, there have been two issues that really chapped my ass. I’ve been trying to just let them go, but then I realized I’m a blogger; it’s my non-paying job to bitch about stuff. So, here it goes… 1) The Bobby Petrino Situation The guy is a scumbag, pure and simple.… Read More Stuff That Grinds My Gears: What’s Been Pissing Me Off Lately
What We Learned From This Weekend in Football 11/19/2011
1) This Year, the Entire BCS Argument is Moot Name a team outside of the SEC that can beat Alabama, LSU, or Arkansas…I’m waiting… 2) We Sort Of Forgot About Miami I think we all know why the scandal that gripped Hurricane football dropped off our collective radars. But now,for some reason, the University of… Read More What We Learned From This Weekend in Football 11/19/2011
File Dump: The Houston Nutt Edition
For those of you unfamiliar with the concept of our File Dump, we here at Dubsism believe that when we have just too many good jokes about somebody that we haven’t gotten around to using, and then their career is over, we just can’t let all that good material go to waste. According to several… Read More File Dump: The Houston Nutt Edition
Trash-Talking the 2011 Top 25
Because we are into the greatest 12 weekends of the year, it is also time to remind some people of just who they are. In other words, we are taking the pre-season Dubsism Top 25 and reminding them that they suck. Let’s be honest, a big part of college football is trash-talking. This is exactly… Read More Trash-Talking the 2011 Top 25
The Dubsism 2010-2011 College Football Bowl Matchups: How Wrong Our Predictions Were
Bowl Championship Series: BCS Championship: Monday, January 10th; Glendale, Arizona; University of Phoenix Stadium Traditional/Contractual Matchup: #1 vs. #2 The Prediction: Alabama (SEC #1) vs. Ohio State (Big Ten #1) The Actual Matchup: 1# Auburn (SEC#1) vs. Oregon (PAC-10 #1) Payout: $18,000,000 The Silly Prediction: First, the canned commentary: This is the matchup that nearly… Read More The Dubsism 2010-2011 College Football Bowl Matchups: How Wrong Our Predictions Were
Ten Famous Deaths By Radiation Poisoning and Their Equivalent Sports Firings
Over on Listverse, there has been another great-yet-odd list compiled. While the subject doesn’t matter nearly as much as the fact that I found it comparable to a somehow-sports-related screed, it is really hard to resist a list of people who were killed by radiation. Just think, the same power that heats up your lunch in… Read More Ten Famous Deaths By Radiation Poisoning and Their Equivalent Sports Firings
Oxford-alypse Now
Spring games…just another reminder that we are mired in the doldrums of the college football off-season. Sure, it has been another off-season with its usual carousel of coaches, but none with the drama of what happened in the Southeastern Conference in 2007; the year that my favorite completely insane sideline leader finally fell victim. That December marked the time Houston… Read More Oxford-alypse Now
An Introduction to the Western Collegiate Hockey Association
It is the beginning of October here in Minnesota, which can only mean the beginning of hockey season. Now, for some of you, that means the National Hockey League. But for a few of us lucky ones, it means the tooth-shattering bliss that is college hockey, specifically it’s best league, the Western Collegiate Hockey Association… Read More An Introduction to the Western Collegiate Hockey Association
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