Your New College Football Heavyweight Champion: The Florida Gators
Weird question asked at a weird time: What does Gator taste like in a tomato sauce?… Read More Your New College Football Heavyweight Champion: The Florida Gators
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The Florida Gator Gridiron Game Show Challenge
My blog brother from another mother SportsChump has a problem. Think of this as an intervention disguised with bad 70s game show jokes. … Read More The Florida Gator Gridiron Game Show Challenge
Sports Doppelgangers, Volume 103: The “Jim Bob Gator” Edition
You can thank Mrs. J-Dub for pointing out yet another sports look-alike that I had no idea who he was. … Read More Sports Doppelgangers, Volume 103: The “Jim Bob Gator” Edition
Radio J-Dub, Volume 28 – The “Law and Order” Edition
Not every criminal in the sporting world makes headlines.… Read More Radio J-Dub, Volume 28 – The “Law and Order” Edition
The “Tebow Theory:” Eventually, Somebody Is Going To Build An NFL Offense Around a Quarterback Who Can’t Throw
With the arrival of Tim Tebow in New England, this seems like as good as time as any to explore in detail a discussion I’ve had with several football fans. The NFL of the past few years has become a league infatuated with the passing game to a point where several offenses in this league… Read More The “Tebow Theory:” Eventually, Somebody Is Going To Build An NFL Offense Around a Quarterback Who Can’t Throw
Trash-Talking The 2013 Sweet Sixteen
Now that my brackets are so much smoldering wreckage, it is time for a big dose of what the original purpose of this blog was: a profanity-filled tirade about shit I don’t like. This promises to be a particularly nasty edition since for the first time in the history of my filling out brackets, I’ve… Read More Trash-Talking The 2013 Sweet Sixteen
So, Urban Meyer Is A Hypocrite…In Other News, the Sun Rose This Morning
Wow…somebody wrote an article saying Pope Urban I may not be so saintly. Color me shocked. Let’s face it, the guy is a big-time college football coach, which means he’s part politician, part used-car salesman, and complete sleazewad. If you doubt that, look at a coach who has won a BCS game in the last… Read More So, Urban Meyer Is A Hypocrite…In Other News, the Sun Rose This Morning
Trash -Talking the 2012 Sweet Sixteen
Now that my brackets are so much smoldering wreckage, and now that my teams are out, it is time for a big dose of what the original purpose of this blog was: a profanity-filled triade about shit I don’t like. And since I can’t like this tournament anymore… In alpha-suck-abetical order: Baylor When the hell… Read More Trash -Talking the 2012 Sweet Sixteen
Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Spurrier Urban Wiley
Certain people should never be allowed to have children. While there are many types, today we need to discuss those who name their kids after football coaches. If for no other reason, those kids have no future. The following story more than illustrates that. When Urban Meyer decided to take the Ohio State job less… Read More Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Spurrier Urban Wiley
Trash-Talking the 2011 Top 25
Because we are into the greatest 12 weekends of the year, it is also time to remind some people of just who they are. In other words, we are taking the pre-season Dubsism Top 25 and reminding them that they suck. Let’s be honest, a big part of college football is trash-talking. This is exactly… Read More Trash-Talking the 2011 Top 25
Trash-Talking the Sweet Sixteen
Now that my brackets are so much smoldering wreckage, and now that my teams are out, it is time for a big dose of what the original purpose of this blog was: a profanity-filled triade about shit I don’t like. And since I can’t like this tournament anymore… VCU: Know what a “VCU” is? Fifteen… Read More Trash-Talking the Sweet Sixteen
The Dubsism 2010-2011 College Football Bowl Matchups: How Wrong Our Predictions Were
Bowl Championship Series: BCS Championship: Monday, January 10th; Glendale, Arizona; University of Phoenix Stadium Traditional/Contractual Matchup: #1 vs. #2 The Prediction: Alabama (SEC #1) vs. Ohio State (Big Ten #1) The Actual Matchup: 1# Auburn (SEC#1) vs. Oregon (PAC-10 #1) Payout: $18,000,000 The Silly Prediction: First, the canned commentary: This is the matchup that nearly… Read More The Dubsism 2010-2011 College Football Bowl Matchups: How Wrong Our Predictions Were
I’ve Got Five…Do I Hear Six?
In our on-going quest to cover the College Football Heavyweight Champion, we have been all over the map this season. In the last calendar year, the title has changed hands five times, going from Florida, to Alabama, to South Carolina, to Kentucky, To Georgia, and now thanks to the Gator’s overtime win at the World’s… Read More I’ve Got Five…Do I Hear Six?
The “World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party” Is Now A Title Fight
If you recall, we here at Dubsism have gone through the history of college football to determine a number #1 team in the style that boxing uses, namely, you are #1 until somebody beats you, then that team becomes #1. Last week, for the first time ever, the heavyweight title of College Football belonged to… Read More The “World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party” Is Now A Title Fight
Nine Things We’ve Learned About College Football at the Halfway Point
1) Georgia isn’t as bad as they look. Well, they’ve only beaten Tennessee and Roast Beef State Louisiana-Lafayette, and they aren’t going to a bowl game, but the calls for Mark Richt’s head are premature. I understand how losing to a sorry-ass Colorado team can give one cause to wonder, but settle down, Dawg fans.… Read More Nine Things We’ve Learned About College Football at the Halfway Point
The 2010 Dubsism Pre-Season College Football Rankings
I’ve said it before, and I will say it again. There is a rule in the blogosphere that says if you tag more than three posts with “college football,” you are required to do a pre-season ranking. It’s really almost like a chain letter; failing to engage is such willful prognostication can mean your goodies… Read More The 2010 Dubsism Pre-Season College Football Rankings
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