There’s only one other entity on Earth as popular and as shitty as this movie….McBarf.
What’s the difference between a “fairy tale” and a “myth?” Too many people believe myths.
Some people call this Brian De Palma’s best film. That’s seriously depressing.
The real question this movie raises: Should Buddy Ebsen have been a registered sex offender?
This movie draws out EVERYBODY’S biases…like those who think they already know why I hate this movie. They don’t.
It would have taken Marine Corps-level discipline to sit through this movie without Goldman’s re-write of Sorkin’s monstrously flawed script.
The real reason to watch this movie:: To see Alan Ladd single-handedly turn a “B” western into a classic.
If you’re a feminist or you like to eat at Olive Garden, you probably shouldn’t read this.