The real question this movie raises: Should Buddy Ebsen have been a registered sex offender?
This movie draws out EVERYBODY’S biases…like those who think they already know why I hate this movie. They don’t.
It would have taken Marine Corps-level discipline to sit through this movie without Goldman’s re-write of Sorkin’s monstrously flawed script.
The real reason to watch this movie:: To see Alan Ladd single-handedly turn a “B” western into a classic.
If you’re a feminist or you like to eat at Olive Garden, you probably shouldn’t read this.
“South Pacific?” More Like “South Pathetic.”
Merry Christmas everybody! Hope you like pure, uncut nihilism with hefty dose of predatory lending!