Why You Shouldn’t Cheer For: The Denver Broncos
Why supporting the Denver Broncos may make you worse than a Nazi.… Read More Why You Shouldn’t Cheer For: The Denver Broncos
Tag: Super Bowl
Why You Shouldn’t Cheer For: The Carolina Panthers
Stuff you need to know about the Carolina Panthers that the World Wide Bottom Feeder won’t tell you. … Read More Why You Shouldn’t Cheer For: The Carolina Panthers
The Definitive Dubsism/FOH Assessment of the Twelve NFL Play-Off Teams
Your team might be able to win, but the odds say they can’t. We’re here to break down the “Dirty Dozen” still standing in the NFL.… Read More The Definitive Dubsism/FOH Assessment of the Twelve NFL Play-Off Teams
The Deep Six: Terrible Sports Ideas Which Thankfully Haven’t Happened Yet
by J-Dub and Ryan Meehan Ideas are the very fabric of innovation. While that line sounds awfully deep for a silly-ass sports blog, it is nonetheless painfully true. Without ideas, as a race we humans would have nothing to do and would spend even more time masturbating. Take we writers of this piece for example.… Read More The Deep Six: Terrible Sports Ideas Which Thankfully Haven’t Happened Yet
Pete Carroll and Darrell Bevell’s Other Play Calls Throughout History
Ok…as we wade through the aftermath of last night’s Super Bowl, it must be pointed out that in my nearly half century of football fandom, Seattle Seahawks’ head coach Pete Carroll and offensive coordinator Darrell Bevell’s decision to throw the goddamn football from the 17-inch line with the Super Bowl on the line when they… Read More Pete Carroll and Darrell Bevell’s Other Play Calls Throughout History
Remembering Chuck Howley
For purposes of full disclosure, as a Philadelphia Eagle fan, this may be the only time you ever see me heaping love on a Dallas Cowboy. But there’s no better time than Super Bowl week to remember one of the great performances to ever happen in the big game. Chuck Howley was a six-time Pro… Read More Remembering Chuck Howley
Why You Shouldn’t Cheer For…The Seattle Seahawks
By J-Dub and Ryan Meehan Every year about this time, it is tradition here at Dubsism to write a piece trashing the Super Bowl contestants. The reason why we do this is actually rather simple. The Super Bowl is the biggest sports event in America, and as such, it draws in all the casual fans… Read More Why You Shouldn’t Cheer For…The Seattle Seahawks
Why You Shouldn’t Cheer For…The New England Patriots
By J-Dub and Ryan Meehan Every year about this time, it is tradition here at Dubsism to write a piece trashing the Super Bowl contestants. That means we’ve written this piece about the goddamn Patriots before. You would think we have run out of material. Thankfully, nothing could be further from the truth. The reason… Read More Why You Shouldn’t Cheer For…The New England Patriots
Sports Doppelgangers, Volume 67 – The Super Bowl 49 Edition
What is becoming a tradition here at Dubsism is to point out the look-alikes present on the rosters of both Super Bowl contestants. The problem we face this year is both of these teams have been in recent Super Bowls, which means we faced a bit of a challenge. We weren’t doing this feature the… Read More Sports Doppelgangers, Volume 67 – The Super Bowl 49 Edition
Perhaps Peyton Manning Could Use The Heimlich Maneuver UPDATED
Honestly, this is just an update of some interesting numbers from a piece I wrote last year concerning Peyton Manning’s proclivity for gagging in big games. FACT: In three years at Tennessee, Peyton Manning never beat main rival Florida. FACT: Peyton Manning now owns a 11-12 playoff record as a starting quarterback. FACT: In 8 of Manning’s… Read More Perhaps Peyton Manning Could Use The Heimlich Maneuver UPDATED
The Best Thing About The Seahawks Super Bowl Win: Somebody Finally Calls Out Cris Carter
Hindsight being what it is, there a whole lot of football commentators who have a giant shitburger to eat this morning. For purposes of full disclosure, I did not see such a complete dismantling of the Broncos as the outcome of Super Bowl XLVIII. But I did see a Seahawks victory being entirely possible. There… Read More The Best Thing About The Seahawks Super Bowl Win: Somebody Finally Calls Out Cris Carter
The Definitive Dubsism Super Bowl XLVIII Preview
1) What Vegas Thinks As a retired bookie, J-Dub has always known that professional gamblers pay attention to five key statistics: Yards Rushing per Game: Regular Season – Seattle 136.8, Denver 117.1; Post-Season – Seattle, 144.5, Denver 120.0 Yards Rushing Allowed Per Game: Regular Season – Seattle 101.6, Denver 101.6; Post-Season – Denver 64.5, Seattle… Read More The Definitive Dubsism Super Bowl XLVIII Preview
Why You Shouldn’t Cheer For: The Seattle Seahawks
By J-Dub and Meehan As part of Sports Blog Movement’s Super Bowl coverage, we are taking a page from J-Dubs own blog Dubsism. There, he made it a point to depart from the usual Super Bowl bluster; we aren’t here to tell you a bunch of shit about who’s going to win, why there going to win, and we… Read More Why You Shouldn’t Cheer For: The Seattle Seahawks
Why You Shouldn’t Cheer For: The Denver Broncos
By J-Dub and Meehan As part of Sports Blog Movement’s Super Bowl coverage, we are taking a page from J-Dubs own blog Dubsism. There, he made it a point to depart from the usual Super Bowl bluster; we aren’t here to tell you a bunch of shit about who’s going to win, why there going to win, and we… Read More Why You Shouldn’t Cheer For: The Denver Broncos
Why You Shouldn’t Cheer For: The San Francisco 49ers
1) This Video If the 49ers win, they will join the Green Bay Packers, the team with the most NFL Championships, as the only teams to win a Super Bowl in three different decades. it will also tie them with the Pittsburgh Steelers as having six titles in the Super Bowl era. Invariably, this will… Read More Why You Shouldn’t Cheer For: The San Francisco 49ers
Why You Shouldn’t Cheer For: The Baltimore Ravens
1) The Ravens’ Ring of Honor Many teams do this, but nobody does it in such a fucked-up “we really have no history” manner. Just look at it. Earnest “The Fumble” Byner Johnny Unitas, who didn’t even play for this franchise. He’s here because he was a Baltimore sports legend. Cal Ripken, Jr, goes up… Read More Why You Shouldn’t Cheer For: The Baltimore Ravens
The Definitive Dubsism/Sports Blog Movement Super Bowl Preview
Now that we are down to a head-to-head match-up, there are three categories to analyze. 1) What Vegas Thinks Anybody who loves to bet knows professional gamblers pay attention to five key statistics: Yards Rushing per Game: Regular Season – San Francisco 155.7, Baltimore 118.8; Post-Season – San Francisco 236.0, Baltimore 173.5 Yards Rushing Allowed… Read More The Definitive Dubsism/Sports Blog Movement Super Bowl Preview
The Ex-Kicker’s Round Table – The Super Bowl Recap Edition
Blogs are not like radio and TV stations, which in order to maintain their FCC licenses are required to air a certain amount of public affairs programming. That is no excuse for us as a citizenry to be uninformed. In that spirit, the Sports Blog Movement has assembled a McLaughlin Group-like discussion panel comprised of… Read More The Ex-Kicker’s Round Table – The Super Bowl Recap Edition
What We Learned: Super Bowl XLVI…Or As We Call It In America, Super Bowl 46
1) Its time for the Roman numeral thing to come to an end First off, does anybody really remember how those damn things work anyway? I learned them in the sixth grade, and I don’t know about you, but that was just too damn long ago. Not to mention, where the hell else do I… Read More What We Learned: Super Bowl XLVI…Or As We Call It In America, Super Bowl 46
Why You Shouldn’t Cheer For…The New York Giants
1) Because nobody really knows what Tom Coughlin is In the span of a month he’s gone from a 7-7 coach who job was on the line to a potential Hall-of-Famer. During his tenure in New York, he’s gone from brutal authoritarian to the coach “players want to play for.” I don’t know which is… Read More Why You Shouldn’t Cheer For…The New York Giants
Dubsism 