Why You Shouldn’t Cheer For: The Duke Blue Devils
As we are moments from the tip of Duke-West Virginia, it is time for another quick reminder why Duke should never get the support of right-thinking people anywhere. Today’s reason: Mike Krzyzewski is a humorless crybaby.
The following ran in the Indianapolis Star on Friday:
No, that’s not some post-production work done by a North Carolina fan; that’s how that baby looked when it hit the streets of the Circle City. Of course, Coach Krybaby had a tantrum and the Indy Star knuckled under.
As ESPN was more than happy to tell you, Coach Krybaby was “not amused.”
“First thing, I thought, you know, ‘That can’t be,'” Krzyzewski said. “How could a newspaper do that? I thought somebody doodled. Actually, I thought I looked better. But it was kind of juvenile. Not kind of, it was just juvenile. You know, my seven grandkids didn’t enjoy looking at it. That’s not Papi.
“You know, it is what it is,” Coach K said. “It’s very juvenile. We have great kids who go to school, they graduate. If we’re going to be despised or hated by anybody because we go to school and we want to win, you know what, that’s your problem. If you don’t like it, keep drawing pictures. Try to do them a little bit better than that, though.”
Seriously? Does Krzyzewski really expect me to believe this bothers his grandkids? Does he really expect me to believe that much worse things haven’t been said about him in his 25-year plus tenure at Duke? Does he really expect me to believe there will be a mass suicide at the Krzyzewski compound over some blue ink?
Does he realize getting upset over this only proves what most Duke haters have been saying for years: Coach K is so seriously humor-impaired that the stick up his butt has a stick up its butt.
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