Why You Shouldn’t Cheer For: The Miami Heat

We as a nation should all get behind the Dallas Mavericks for one reason. If the Heat win the Championship in the first season after the “Decision,” we will be subject to a full summer of the “LeBron” show, from which the resultant pandemic nausea may kill numbers of Americans unseen since the Spanish Flu outbreak of 1918.

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Face it, with us being in the throes of the NFL lockout, and with a federal law that says we cannot pay any media attention to baseball until after Labor Day, with a Miami victory ESPN will have no option but to pump more Heat into my living room than a fucking blast furnace.

I think I may already need a Rolaid…

3 thoughts on “Why You Shouldn’t Cheer For: The Miami Heat

  1. I’m cheering for the Mavs, but don’t feel like they will win. I hope I’m wrong though! I don’t want to see a year of the Lebron tour. One thing we will find out though if the Heat do win if Lebron has a passion for more. A lot of guys can win one championship, but multiple titles aren’t for everyone…

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