What your view of sports and life would be if you had too many concussions

Ask The Geico Guy: Is Terrelle Pryor Leaving Ohio State a Surprise?

Do you live under a rock? Let’s cut through the guano here.  If back in December you didn’t at least suspect that at least one of the “Ohio State Five” would never put on a Buckeye uniform again, you are naive. If after Coach Cheatypants McSweatervest bought the farm last week, you still thought all five of those kids who were suspended for the first five games of the upcoming season were coming back like they “promised” to do, you are delusional. If you think Pryor is the last one to bolt…well, I have a bridge in Brooklyn you may want to consider purchasing as an investment property.

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8 comments on “Ask The Geico Guy: Is Terrelle Pryor Leaving Ohio State a Surprise?

  1. tophatal
    June 8, 2011

    Doesn’t Nationwide offer a full premium policy for their clients ? I think that’ll be what is needed for Pryor as of now ! NFL Supplemental Draft how quaint ! The Gecko simply wants nothing to do with an ingrate like Pryor .

    Can we hear it for LeBron ….. ‘ heir apparent to Jordan ? Way to go LBJ glad to see that you turned up last night or not ! That fourth quarter display reminds me why I think that this guy simply went to Miami …………… he’s simply there to have a good time . Screw the bs about winning titles ……… lead if you’re going to be a leader and teammate and simply don’t come off looking like a dick !

    tophatal ……..


    • JW
      June 8, 2011

      Pryor – Let me the first to introduce a new nick-name for him: Non-Factor.

      How many of the other “Fab Suspended Five” will now depart Columbus.


      • tophatal
        June 9, 2011


        You simply that once former Buckeye WR Ray Small opened up that can of worms by saying to a college campus journalist and stated ” we were all doin’ it ” …………. it was bound to open up a can of worms . He may well have later recanted the statement but by then it was way too late !

        Will Gloria James now come to defense of her son as many of the Haitian and Jamaican posses in Miami lost money on game three because of LBJ’s ineffective offensive output ? . They’re seething and they’re out for blood ! Money was laid on the Heat to win that bi$ch and LeBron was about as effective as a busted prophylactic .

        tophatal ……..


  2. sportsattitudes
    June 8, 2011

    I really thought Pryor was best served riding it out at OSU if he could. He had done nothing yet to warrant an NFL team burning cycles onhis development. Sticking it out would have shown some tough skin and performing well after returning would have raised his stock. Leaving like this almost ensures a future north of the border.


    • JW
      June 8, 2011

      Honestly, even if Pryor had gone in the draft, does anybody think he’s a legit NFL quarterback?


  3. ChrisHumpherys
    June 8, 2011

    I know you think you’re all Nostradamus-y by saying Tressel was on a death watch only one day before he ‘resigned,’ but I’ll have you know, in my April 22 Elvis impersonator post, I wrote “We have Terrelle Pryor impersonating a Buckeye quarterback that might actually be on campus next season.”

    Guess predicting the future is something shared by all those born on July 13th.


    • JW
      June 8, 2011

      How about this? Who will be the next of the “Fab Suspended Five” to split?


  4. chappy81
    June 8, 2011

    So is Pryor even CFL worthy? I don’t see him as NFL worthy, but I guess some teams take stupid chances…


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