BREAKING NEWS: Jared Allen’s Early Film Career Discovered

We here at Dubsism, in  our ever-present search for the absurd, have come up with photographic proof that Vikings’ defensive end had a career in movies before he became the most over-rated player in professional football.

Go back to the 1988 college football recruiting classic “Johnny Be Good.” Look for the character “Bad Breath.” The picture above really says it all.

If that weren’t enough, the “Texas Sushi” scene is simply priceless. Maybe his character wouldnt have been named “Bad Breath” if he didn’t eat bait from a vending machine.

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2 comments on “BREAKING NEWS: Jared Allen’s Early Film Career Discovered”

1. ChrisHumpherys (@SportsChump)

   October 30, 2011

   

   I’m afraid I’ll need to see the jorts as proof that’s actually Allen.

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2. Bobby

   October 31, 2011

   

   Nice JW, lol. Too funny!

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