Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Pissing Somebody Off Has A Whole New Meaning
If you want to get a long and pointless discussion started, just bring up the subject of internet bullying. One of the things that makes that argument pointless is that it ignores real bullying, and to ignore real bullying is to ignore the occasionally hilarious stories it produces, like this one from the Ventura County Star,
A former New Mexico high school basketball player fed up with bully has filed his own lawsuit against two former teammates who he said put urine in his hair gel.
In a lawsuit filed recently in New Mexico’s 13th Judicial District, Rio Rancho High School senior Wake Gardner claimed that fellow basketball players Carlos Sanchez and Christopher Gutierrez played the prank against him last April after a series of bullying episodes.
The lawsuit said the boys also threw urine on his clothing and other gear inside his gym locker.
I guess these bullies really pissed this guy off, eh? Oh, stop your groaning. You knew it had to be said. Besides, if you don’t want to see worse jokes, you’d better stop reading right here.
Let’s just go with the “urine in the hair gel angle.” Lucky it was just urine, or we’d have some sort of “Something About Mary” angle on our hands.
Then there’s the whole bit about dousing the guy’s clothes in urine. That’s just a piss-poor excuse for a prank.
Not to mention, what sort of sick bastard puts pee on other people’s stuff? The sort of guys who will have distinct problems with “pee-don’t pee” boundaries later in life.
Don’t even be the guy who writes a comment about how bullying is a serious problem. I know that, which is why there are a bazillion other websites for that. Certainly don’t be the guy who writes a comment telling me how much this post is in poor taste. I know that too, which is exactly why I wrote it. You can never pass up the opportunity to make fun of exceptionally stupid stuff. But most importantly, don’t be “that guy” because you were warned, and nothing pisses me off more than people who ignore warnings.
See, you’ve been warned again…
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There are “pee-don’t-pee” boundaries?
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Apparently, not in Florida.
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