What your view of sports and life would be if you had too many concussions
This one is actually rather unfortunate, because Neil Everett is one of the few things about the World Wide Bottom Feeder which isn’t completely crap-tacular. But, we wouldn’t be doing our job here at Dubsism if we didn’t note the resemblance between the Neil Everett bobblehead made by the minor-league baseball Hillsboro Hops and Jared the Sandwich Pervert.
To be fair, the bobblehead doesn’t look like anything like Everett, but most bobbleheads have that problem.
More importantly, because he’s hearing an Indianapolis Colts jersey, feel free to fill the Comments section with your own “Jared getting his balls deflated in prison” jokes here.