What your view of sports and life would be if you had too many concussions
This installment is another foray into J-Dub’s fascination with European soccer, which is why so many of his American friends think he is either a communist or a homosexual. He’s actually neither. He is actually a Nazi, which is how he spotted these two examples of Aryan perfection in the English Premier League.
You can’t look at that picture and deny that not only do Danish national and Leicester City FC goalkeeper Kasper Schmeichel and Eddie Owen, the manager of everybody’s new top-flight football darling AFC Bournemouth, bear a striking resemblance to each other. But you also can’t tell us they don’t look dead solid perfect for a Goebbels-era recruiting poster.