What your view of sports and life would be if you had too many concussions
After the conference championship games, there’s really nothing left to discuss. The results on the field speak for themselves. That leaves us with the Official Dubsism College Football Play-Off Rankings heading into the Bowl/Play-off season.
1) Coming In This Week
2) Dropping Out This Week
Like it really matters. Nobody ranked lower than #4 means anything to the play-off structure, and let’s be honest…there’s really not much arguing over who the top four should be.
3) Teams Just Missing The Cut
A few hours after we release our rankings, the official selection committee will announce theirs. We are willing to wager that the only difference will be their incessant need to buy Clemson being better than Alabama.
The bowl selection people better get the Rose Bowl right, because an Iowa v. Stanford match-up might be the best game this post-season may offer.
Not to rub salt in the wound, but we pretty much told you what would happen to Florida. They got seal-clubbed by Florida State, then followed that by dissolving against Alabama this week. Like we told you, that leaves the Crimson Tide as the lone SEC team in the Top Ten, which means all you ass-clowns who called us “ap0ologists for the SEC” can eat it.
5) The Heisman Vote
This is pretty self-explanatory. Just like the real ballot from the Downtown Athletic Club, pick your three favorites. Who ya got?