Guest Column: Sigmund Freud Analyzes Dreams From Your Favorite Sports Figures
Dreams are not meaningless, nor are they as some would say “absurd.”… Read More Guest Column: Sigmund Freud Analyzes Dreams From Your Favorite Sports Figures
Dreams are not meaningless, nor are they as some would say “absurd.”… Read More Guest Column: Sigmund Freud Analyzes Dreams From Your Favorite Sports Figures
Trust us…you won’t get this take ANYWHERE else, because J-Dub is uniquely qualified to break this story down. … Read More What The Colin Kaepernick Situation Is Really About
You know your team is bullshit…here’s the Cliffs Notes as to why.… Read More The Ugly Reality of Your NFL Team In One Sentence
One of the world’s greatest sporting events is starting again, and so is our Champions League Challenge!… Read More The 2016-2017 Dubsism Champions League Preview
Why not get your pre-season rankings from somebody who actually watches college football?… Read More The Dubsism Comprehensive Pre-Season College Football Rankings
Strychnine is a neurotoxin which acts as an antagonist of glycine and acetylcholine receptors. We’ll explain that for you.… Read More Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Olympic Weightlifter Tests Positive For Rat Poison
There’s a reason why the Cubs will always be the Cubs.… Read More The Aroldis Chapman Music Incident Might Be The Most “Cubs-y” Thing Ever
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Photo courtesy of RayGarciaPhotography.com by Ryan Meehan For more than 25 years, Debbie Gibson has proven she’s an entertainer of immeasurable talent. From singer, songwriter and musician to actress and dancer, she embodies what it truly means to be an entertainer. A music prodigy, Gibson exploded on the Billboard…
Get ready for an examination of the impending death of “political correctness.”… Read More Point-Counterpoint: Is Ellen DeGeneres Really a Racist?
You don’t need to be in Rio, or even be an athlete to enjoy the competitive spirit!… Read More Why Let Rio Have All The Fun? Have Your Own Office Olympics!
The one and only Arsene Wegner becomes our first two-time Doppelganger. … Read More Sports Doppelgangers, Volume 99: The “North London Is For The Birds” Edition
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Photo by Mindy Tucker by Ryan Meehan Comedian Paul Oddo recently released his debut standup comedy album, “Lost In Thought” (Recorded in Austin, TX) and his first book, “Nothing Too Fancy” which he wrote and illustrated. The two can be purchased on his website as a pair. Paul has performed at The…
Forget about defining “gender.” What does “fairness” really mean?… Read More Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization – Dude Looks Like A Lady, Rio-Style
Is Vasil Kiriyenka starring in an Eastern European version of “How I Met Your Mother?”… Read More Sports Doppelgangers, Volume 98: Doogie Howser Goes To The Olympics
Even in retirement, A-Rod will be central to the hypocrisy involved in baseball’s “steroid era.”… Read More Why Wouldn’t A-Rod’s Retirement Be Full of Intrigue?
Does Draymond Green have something in common with Milton Berle?… Read More Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Draymond Green Offered BIG Green To Make A Porno
Once again, will I be the only one with the stones to tell you the real reason why Tony Dungy is in the Hall of Fame?… Read More Some Thoughts on Last Night’s Football Hall of Fame Induction
An examination of the pain and angst involved in being a New York Jets fan 50 years. … Read More Tales of Depression and Sorrow: The New York Jets
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By Ryan Meehan Jen Kirkman is a stand-up comedian and a New York Times Bestselling Author. Her first book, “I Can Barely Take Care of Myself (Tales of a Happy Life Without Kids)” hit shelves in April 2013. Her follow-up book “I Know What I’m Doing & Other Lies I Tell…
The bottom line is trading in baseball is a shark-eat-shark world; some sharks do the eating, and some sharks get eaten.… Read More The 2016 Baseball Trading Deadline – The Shark Week Comparison