J-Dub Gambling Challenge Week 4 – Florida State’s Last Chance

I’ve hated Florida State since Bobby Bowden. Things didn’t change when he handed the program to that retarded lawn gnome Jimbo Fisher. But at least under “Gramps” Bowden, the Semen-holes could be counted on to come through against the spread. Not anymore.

Last season’s bowl debacle against Houston and last week’s seal-clubbing at the hands of Louisville have me ready to put Florida State on the ‘permanently banned” list. This would mean I would never again bet on an FSU game as long as Jimbo Fisher is the head coach.

I almost never give rationales as to what I’m betting, but in this case I’m making an exception. If there is a single goddamn testicle amongst the 85 scholarship players, the 600 walk-ons, the coaching staff, or their countless rape victims, the Semen-holes should do more damage to the Bulls of South Florida than an Oscar Meyer plant. If they don’t, it will be quite some time before you see them here again.

DISCLAIMER: Because gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir…  and when it comes to gambling,  I slice like Jack the Ripper working the deli counter on crystal meth.  That’s why this in no way, shape or form is a gambling advice column, and all “bets” are mythical in nature.  In other words, don’t come crying to me when you lose your house payment betting real money like I’m “betting” Monopoly money.

• Clemson at Georgia Tech (+9.5) O/U 57 $50 Georgia Tech
• USC at Utah (-3) O/U 47 $200 Utah
• Georgia at Ole Miss (-7) O/U 60 $150 Ole Miss $100 Under
• Nevada at Purdue (-5.5) O/U 58.5 $25 Purdue
• Florida State at South Florida (+6) O/U 61 J-Dub’s Lock of the Week $500 Florida State
• Wisconsin at Michigan State (-5.5) O/U 42.5  $75 Michigan State, $100 Over
• Penn State at Michigan (-18.5) O/U 59.5 J-Dub’s Trap Game of the Week Penn State can’t be that bad…or they could.  Michigan can’t be that good…or they could.  Save your money, go buy some Jim Harbaugh khakis at Wal-Mart
• LSU at Auburn (-3.5) O/U 45.5 $200 LSU
• Stanford at UCLA (-3) O/U 46 $50 Stanford $75 Under
• Arkansas at Texas A&M (-5.5) O/U 49 $300 Arkansas

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