What your view of sports and life would be if you had too many concussions
I’ve hated Florida State since Bobby Bowden. Things didn’t change when he handed the program to that retarded lawn gnome Jimbo Fisher. But at least under “Gramps” Bowden, the Semen-holes could be counted on to come through against the spread. Not anymore.
Last season’s bowl debacle against Houston and last week’s seal-clubbing at the hands of Louisville have me ready to put Florida State on the ‘permanently banned” list. This would mean I would never again bet on an FSU game as long as Jimbo Fisher is the head coach.
I almost never give rationales as to what I’m betting, but in this case I’m making an exception. If there is a single goddamn testicle amongst the 85 scholarship players, the 600 walk-ons, the coaching staff, or their countless rape victims, the Semen-holes should do more damage to the Bulls of South Florida than an Oscar Meyer plant. If they don’t, it will be quite some time before you see them here again.
DISCLAIMER: Because gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir… and when it comes to gambling, I slice like Jack the Ripper working the deli counter on crystal meth. That’s why this in no way, shape or form is a gambling advice column, and all “bets” are mythical in nature. In other words, don’t come crying to me when you lose your house payment betting real money like I’m “betting” Monopoly money.