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J-Dub Gambling Challenge Week 8 – The Unification Bout

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Once again, it’s not so much the gambling that kills you, it’s the cost of placing the bets. The bankroll which started at $5,000 now stands at $4,494, which is pretty much what I’ve spent on paying “the juice.”  That’s why you can’t simply win more bets than you lose, you have to win more than you spend.

Having said all that, there’s a rare “harmonic convergence” coming this week.  If you’re familiar with the Dubsism College Football Heavyweight title, you know that belts lies around the waist of the Texas A&M Aggies.  But on Saturday, they have to take that belt into Tuscaloosa to face the #1 ranked Alabama Crimson Tide.

Call it a “harmonic convergence,” a “college football solar eclipse,” or just pretty goddamn rare, but if Alabama wins, the Dubsism belt will be unified with the #1 team in the polls since the Pete Carroll days at USC.

DISCLAIMER: Because gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir…  and when it comes to gambling,  I slice like Jack the Ripper working the deli counter on crystal meth.  That’s why this in no way, shape or form is a gambling advice column, and all “bets” are mythical in nature.  In other words, don’t come crying to me when you lose your house payment betting real money like I’m “betting” Monopoly money.

  • Miami (FL) at Virginia Tech (-5), O/U 51 $100 Miami (FL)
  • BYU at Boise State (-7), O/U 57.5 $75 BYU, $100 Over
  • Indiana at Northwestern (-1.5), O/U 52.5  $150 Northwestern
  • Wisconsin at Iowa (+3.5), O/U 41.5 $150 Wisconsin, $100 Over
  • Texas at Kansas State (-3.5), O/U 58.5 J-Dub’s Trap Game of the Week
  • Texas A&M at Alabama (-16.5), O/U 58.5 J-Dub’s College Football Heavyweight Champ, UNIFICATION BOUT bet, and Lock of the Week $500 Alabama
  • Arkansas at Auburn (-9), O/U 55.5 $200 Arkansas
  • Ohio State at Penn State (+19.5), O/U 59.5 $300 Ohio State
  • Mississippi at LSU (-5.5), O/U 60.5 $75 LSU

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One comment on “J-Dub Gambling Challenge Week 8 – The Unification Bout

  1. SportsChump
    October 25, 2016

    I actually had a decent weekend (for a change). Hit on the only two NFL wagers I placed. Cincy to cover the nine and a half against woeful Cleveland and your birds moneyline home to beat the Vikes.

    Don’t call it a comeback. I’ve been here for years

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