The “Tom Brady Sumo Wrestling” Caption Contest
Normally, the “caption contest” is a bit from our blog brother from another mother, SportsChump. But the blogosphere is nothing if not the “Cyber-City of Brotherly Bit-Cribbing” (it’s not like he hasn’t done a “Doppelganger“-type bit before without using the actual term). Besides, what’s he going to do…sue me for royalties? Even if he does, what does he think he’s going to get out of me? He’s a bartender; his house is probably already “hoarder-level” full of recyclable cans.
But, I digress. The matter at hand is as you read this, the interwebz are exploding with the following picture of Tom Brady trying his hand at sumo wrestling.
That’s no joke; that photo is 100% for real. But it’s pregnant with joke potential, which is why we here at Dubsism decided to put it out there so you can see how you stack up against myself and the other Dubsists a shot. I’ll even get you started…
1) “Geez, Gisele has really let herself go.”
2) “Without my contacts in, I can’t tell why you are so much more slippery than usual, Gronk.”
3) (in Japanese accent) “So, Tommy…you ever seen a grown man naked?”
In the immortal words of Judge Smails from “Caddyshack”… we’re waiting!
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