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Signs We Are Near The Civilization: Dodgeball Takes a Sadistic Twist

Today, we are going to learn how much pure sadism and hilarity can come from one sixteen-second video.

First of all, where does one find a school that would line up 9 boys heads down and their pre-pubescent taints exposed for prime soccer-ball damage? Not one of them seems to know what is coming; otherwise you might think they might put a hand or two over their little giblets.

Actually, that’s eight head down boys and one whose being a bit of a bitch.  There’s always that one kid who just can’t play along, which is why he’s the one to keep your eye on in this clip.

Now comes the part that we can’t decide which is funnier…

  1. The fact this girl wails a soccer ball full-on at these boys from about six feet away
  2. The fact that she nails two taints, and still gets a full face shot out of the deal
  3. The stance on the kid still standing really makes you want him to get nailed

The sad part is some Phys. Ed. teacher somewhere is probably going to lose their job over this, which is too bad, because then we will never know why thses boys got lined up against the wall.

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4 comments on “Signs We Are Near The Civilization: Dodgeball Takes a Sadistic Twist

  1. Technically, Dub, if you think about it, isn’t dodgeball in its very nature sadistic?

    Somewhere, someone along the line thought it was a good idea to smash someone else in the face with a big rubber ball. Sweet! Count me in!

    By the way, I find the dodgeball scene in Billy Madison far more enjoyable that the actual move Dodgeball with Stiller and Vaughn. Am I correct or do I need to give that movie another chance? It’s only saving grace is really Jason Bateman, isn’t it?

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    • J-Dub
      November 5, 2012

      Ben Stiller is not now, nor has he ever been, funny.

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  2. Ah, how I love coming over to Dubs to talk about the things that really matter in life.

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  3. Ryan Meehan
    November 7, 2012

    Is it wrong that I am not one bit shocked that the people behind this video are of Asian descent? Is that wrong?

    It’s harmless fun, plus it’s a great reminder to young kids that paying attention and following the rules is very important.

    That said, it’s not a very effective punishment strategy because most of the time only one kid is going to get hit. This doesn’t teach our young people anything about the raical profiling that they will face later on in life.

    Human life is very sadistic in its nature. We hang people from cranes. Between that and NAMBLA, it’s not that difficult to see why people huff glue on the weekends.

    Meehan

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