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Sports Doppelgangers – Volume 65: Can Derrick Rose Go “All Night Long?”

derrick rose lionel richie

Thanks to a suggestion from my usual partner-in-crime Ryan Meehan which sent me into a swirl of horrid 80’s music flashbacks, you can sit back and brace yourself for a cavalcade of Lionel Richie jokes. Don’t even try to tell us you don’t see the resemblance; you have to make the mustache a bit “douchier,” and you have to make the hair a bit more “bathroom-ruggish,” but once you do that, Derrick Rose looks more like Lionel Richie than the statue the blind girl made of him in that video does.

We could be “Running With the Night” playing  “Say You, Say Me” “All Night Long,” but rather than do that, there’s “Truly” some basketball news to discuss here. While Kevin “Endless” Love may be on his way to Cleveland, Derrick Rose is assuring us that his knees are as solid as a “Brick House.” We’ll believe that when we see him “Dancing on the Ceiling.”

Now who is having horrid 80’s music flashbacks? “You Are.”

“Hello…Is it knees you’re looking for?”

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One comment on “Sports Doppelgangers – Volume 65: Can Derrick Rose Go “All Night Long?”

  1. SportsChump
    August 10, 2014

    Only difference is that Lionel Richie can make it through an entire concert without getting hurt.

    Zoom Zoom!

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