What your view of sports and life would be if you had too many concussions
As previously noted in the piece illustrating the Dubsism Liturgical Calendar, one of the high hold days of Dubsism is upon us. Saturdaius Tandem, or the last of the twelve greatest Saturdays of the year, is that day where we get so many of the great rivarly games which really define what college football is really all about.
It also marks the end of the J-Dub Gambling Challenge. For a host of reasons too numerous to mention, I only bet college football during the regular season. I spend the championship and bowl season focusing on getting to know players whom I will be asked about come NFL Draft time. See, when you are known as a guy who watches a shit-load of college football, and the average NFL fans doesn’t know a goddamn thing about 98.7% of the names they’ll hear coming out of Mel Kiper’s mouth come April.
But, I digress. This is about gambling, and since the original bankroll of $5,000 has now swelled to $5,600, it’s time to find out how I’m going to lose it. Is the bankroll going to unravel on the field, or is Mrs J-Dub going to blow it buying Christmas gifts for a bunch of people I wouldn’t waste bullets on?
DISCLAIMER: Because gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir… and when it comes to gambling, I slice like Jack the Ripper working the deli counter on crystal meth. That’s why this in no way, shape or form is a gambling advice column, and all “bets” are mythical in nature. In other words, don’t come crying to me when you lose your house payment betting real money like I’m “betting” Monopoly money.