Trash-Talking the 2024 NCAA Tournament “Sweet Sixteen”
Why just talk about the teams in the Sweet Sixteen when you can do it it a really offensive manner?… Read More Trash-Talking the 2024 NCAA Tournament “Sweet Sixteen”
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Trash-Talking the 2022 NCAA Tournament “Sweet Sixteen”
The University of North Dakota is one of the great college hockey schools ever, As an alum, I can tell you the whole state gets something right come March Madness!… Read More Trash-Talking the 2022 NCAA Tournament “Sweet Sixteen”
Boyd Bergquist’s Countdown To March Madness: T-Minus 5
Dubsism’s 70s TV Sports Anchor is counting down the NCAA Tournament with weekly advice to keep you from having all your Final Four from the same conference!… Read More Boyd Bergquist’s Countdown To March Madness: T-Minus 5
Trash-Talking the 2019 NCAA Tournament “Sweet Sixteen”
In England, a YouTuber was sent to jail for humor deemed to be “grossly offensive.” I guess “Dubsism UK” isn’t happening anytime soon. Rated “R” for “read at your own risk.”… Read More Trash-Talking the 2019 NCAA Tournament “Sweet Sixteen”
Trash-Talking the 2018 NCAA Tournament “Sweet Sixteen”
In England, a YouTuber was sent to jail for humor deemed to be “grossly offensive.” I guess “Dubsism UK” isn’t happening anytime soon.… Read More Trash-Talking the 2018 NCAA Tournament “Sweet Sixteen”
Trash-Talking the 2016 Sweet Sixteen
So what if your team is in the Sweet Sixteen? They still suck. … Read More Trash-Talking the 2016 Sweet Sixteen
Last Night, Duke Moved Up A Notch on the College Basketball Monopoly Board
Is Duke one of the two “big buck” blue spots on the board?… Read More Last Night, Duke Moved Up A Notch on the College Basketball Monopoly Board
Sports Doppelgangers, Volume 79: Championship Monday Edition
Since tonight marks the culmination of the NCAA Basketball Tournament, it’s our last shot to bust out some of these jokes. … Read More Sports Doppelgangers, Volume 79: Championship Monday Edition
Dr. Brackett’s Basketball Bracket Challenge is Live and Waiting For You To Join!
J-Dub’s bracket is out there for you to beat. Can you do it?… Read More Dr. Brackett’s Basketball Bracket Challenge is Live and Waiting For You To Join!
Trash-Talking The 2013 Sweet Sixteen
Now that my brackets are so much smoldering wreckage, it is time for a big dose of what the original purpose of this blog was: a profanity-filled tirade about shit I don’t like. This promises to be a particularly nasty edition since for the first time in the history of my filling out brackets, I’ve… Read More Trash-Talking The 2013 Sweet Sixteen
Why You Shouldn’t Cheer For Duke: Largely Because Thanks to Lehigh, You Can’t…And Mike Krzyzewski Is a Dick
First of all, Duke sucks. Even when they don’t suck, Duke sucks. Second of all, I honestly didn’t think I would have to write my annual “Fuck Duke” post until next weekend, but thanks to the Mountain Hawks of Lehigh University, now that annual screed becomes more of a Blue Devil post-mortem. I went into… Read More Why You Shouldn’t Cheer For Duke: Largely Because Thanks to Lehigh, You Can’t…And Mike Krzyzewski Is a Dick
Fourteen Curious All-Time Basketball Teams For Your Consideration
Everybody loves to put together lists of useless stuff, and certainly we here at Dubsism are no exception. This collection sprung from some holiday conversation revolving around which schools could really put together the best all-time team. See, the catalyst for all of this is there are Kansas fans in this group, and we all… Read More Fourteen Curious All-Time Basketball Teams For Your Consideration
Despite Mike Krzyzewski’s Accomplishment, I Still Don’t Have Any Respect For Him
Last night, Duke’s Mike Krzyzewski became college basketball’s all-time winningest coach, notching his 903rd career victory. This is a accomplishment worthy of note, and Coach K deserves the accolades being heaped upon him today. But before you think I am one of those willing to put him on a pedestal, you might want to consider… Read More Despite Mike Krzyzewski’s Accomplishment, I Still Don’t Have Any Respect For Him
Is Texas A&M Getting Ready To Leave It’s Wife For The “Hot Chick?”
This blog really has its genesis in my response to a post over at TheSportsKraze (he’s done a great job with that blog, and you should read it…after you are done reading Dubsism, of course). His premise is that Texas A&M was “rejected” by the SEC, and as much as I like his work, I couldn’t… Read More Is Texas A&M Getting Ready To Leave It’s Wife For The “Hot Chick?”
The 10 Dirtiest College Programs Plus The Ones Of Which I’m Most Suspicious
Let’s face it, college programs cheat. There’s an old saying in college sports, “If you ain’t cheating, you ain’t trying.” Recently, we here at Dubsism hung a tag of “dirty program” on Auburn, but to be fair, they are far from the only one. Hell, they probably are all dirty; just because your school may… Read More The 10 Dirtiest College Programs Plus The Ones Of Which I’m Most Suspicious
If You Didn’t Understand Before Why Everybody Hates Duke, You Will Now
The other day, Duke uber-stud Kyrie Irving announced that he is leaving the hallowed halls in Durham for the Franklin-green pastures of the NBA. Of course, this led some Coach-K-turd-swallowing dickface at The Chronicle (Dukes’ campus newspaper) to pen what has to be the purest, most uncut essence of what every self-respecting person in America… Read More If You Didn’t Understand Before Why Everybody Hates Duke, You Will Now
Trash-Talking the Sweet Sixteen
Now that my brackets are so much smoldering wreckage, and now that my teams are out, it is time for a big dose of what the original purpose of this blog was: a profanity-filled triade about shit I don’t like. And since I can’t like this tournament anymore… VCU: Know what a “VCU” is? Fifteen… Read More Trash-Talking the Sweet Sixteen
Famous Sports Rivalries In Which I Hate Both Sides
The sporting world is full of rivalries which engender so much passion there are clear battle lines drawn between the camps. But what happens to those of us who may feel animus toward both sides? Here’s a list of several such examples that make the collective colon here at Dubsism slam shut like a steel… Read More Famous Sports Rivalries In Which I Hate Both Sides
The Dubsism Top Fifteen Sports Events of 2010
Let’s just cut to the chase here…everybody else does some sort of “Year End” list, here’s our obligatory ramble on what we consider to be the 15 most significant sporting occurrances in 2010. Honorable mention: The Vuvuzela What began as a seemingly harmless noisemaker instead became a symbol of what happens when you hold a… Read More The Dubsism Top Fifteen Sports Events of 2010
BREAKING NEWS: Ben Roethlisberger Traded
In a move designed both to lessen the impact of Ben Roethlisberger’s impending 6-game “give or take” suspension, the Pittsburgh Steelers have traded the beleaguered quarterback to the Duke Lacrosse Team. While details of the deal have not yet been made official as of this time, reports have Duke Lacrosse sending two defense attorneys and… Read More BREAKING NEWS: Ben Roethlisberger Traded
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