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Sports Doppelgangers, Volume 64: Paul George’s New Uniform Number Should Be 35W

paul george xray 35w collapse

I’m sure this will prove to be a test of the “Too Soon” rule, but as a guy who lived in Minneapolis when the 35W bridge went down, I couldn’t help but notice how Paul George’s leg suffered a similar epic collapse.

Let’s be honest here. Now that I live in Indiana and while I wish George nothing but a speedy and complete recovery, the local media sooooo over-played this story. I get it; it really was a horrific injury, but the way they covered this story, you would think George had been felled by a second shooter on a grassy knoll.

First of all, Paul George is not a horse. Even if he never plays basketball again, he is going to recover from this and go on to a normal and productive life.  In other words, this is NOT going to happen.

paul george fortune cookie

Secondly, before you write me some bullshit comment about being sensitive to the victims of that collapse, the guy who has won my fantasy football league two years in a row was one of them, so I have no sympathy for those people. Don’t even try to say any shit to me until you know what it is like to keep losing to a guy with more metal in his head than a Ford F-150.

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2 comments on “Sports Doppelgangers, Volume 64: Paul George’s New Uniform Number Should Be 35W

  1. SportsChump
    August 7, 2014

    Welcome to the first X-Ray doppleganger in world history.

    I guess the only thing left to ask is which cost more, repairing the bridge or the money George’s absence will cost the Pacers.

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    • J-Dub
      August 7, 2014

      And like most x-rays now, this is not covered by Obamacare.

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