Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: The Indianapolis Colts Now Have Sensitivity Training Classes For Fans
Thanks to the Indianapolis Colts, we have yet another solid gold example of the further hypocritical pussification of America. The following sentence gives us the “pussification” part. The Colts pre-season starts this … Continue reading
Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Major League Eating Exists
So, here I am channel-surfing on July 4th, the birthday of the greatest nation on earth, and what do I see? An unmistakable sign that the future of this country … Continue reading
Signs We Are Near the End Of Civilization: They Are Teaching Your Kids To Masturbate with a Tetherball Pole
I’ll admit, it is really only the mention of tetherball that provides even the loosest tie to the world of sports, but if there were ever a sign that we … Continue reading
Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Hines Ward Is A Zombie
Mrs. Dubsism is a fan of “The Walking Dead,” which before she exposed me to that show, I thought was a term to describe Jacksonville Jaguars. Little did I know … Continue reading
Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: There’s A Horse Rapist Out There
Yeah, you read that headline right. There’s a breeder making accusations that somebody is raping their horses. Before you read any further, ask yourself a question. When you read a … Continue reading
Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Pissing Somebody Off Has A Whole New Meaning
If you want to get a long and pointless discussion started, just bring up the subject of internet bullying. One of the things that makes that argument pointless is that … Continue reading
Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: When Tragedy Gets Sports Used As A Pulpit For Failed Politics
Obviously, this piece is being written in the aftermath of the horrific event at Sandy Hook Elementary School. Before I go anywhere with this, I’m going to quote fellow Sports … Continue reading
Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Sports Sponsorship Has Officially Gone Too Far
I admit I’ve been fighting this battle for decades now. But I also know it’s a losing battle. As the business of sport has swelled to gargantuan proportions, it has … Continue reading
Signs We Are Near The Civilization: Dodgeball Takes a Sadistic Twist
Today, we are going to learn how much pure sadism and hilarity can come from one sixteen-second video. First of all, where does one find a school that would line … Continue reading
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