Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: A Health Food Seminar at Golden Corral
Yes, you read that right…and even after your read the whole story, you still won’t believe it.
Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: The Josh Hader/Trea Turner Twitter “Scandal”
“Fighting fire with fire” is not the same as fighting racism with racism.
Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Olympic Video Games
Because the French need money, you’re going to be raped by a robot that looks like Yul Brynner.
Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: “The Trumpy Bear”
Every decade has it’s own version of “The Clapper.” The 20-Teens just got theirs.
Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Now There’s Performance-Enhancing Drugs In Curling
Just the idea of curlers on “the gas,” should make your brain explode. But it’s worse than you think.
Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me
A dipshit “millenial” thinks recording strikeouts in baseball is about the Ku Klux Klan…hilarity ensues.
Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Battle of the Network Stars Is Back
If you’re curious about this new incarnation of the 1970’s classic, we’re here to save your time and your cat.
Signs We Are Near the End Of Civilization: “Gronk” Says Something Outrageous, People Are Shocked
You think you know what a “racist” joke is, but you don’t…
Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Somebody Passed On A Chance To Beat The Shit Out Of Justin Bieber
Would you pass on a chance to break Justin Bieber’s face? Neither would I.
Dubsism 
What The Dubsists Thought…